January 2012
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My life is starting to feel like an endless season rerun of MY BOYS in which PJ and Bobby just can’t get it together
December 2011
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Tim: I can blow the biggest bubbles in the world
I hold the record
I might have to get more gum
Ann: Well.. I never knew you had such talent in.... uhm.. blowing.
Tim: Ah I knew that was coming
Ann: I'm sure some of the male population will be happy to hear all about this talent
*Tim blows bubble*
Ann: ITS NOT THAT BIG
I've blown bigger
That sounded wrong.
Tim: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You've blown bigger
Yeah, I am never going to let you live that down
I met someone. And it saddens me how wonderful I find him to be.
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“The only fault they could blame us for was that, for a while, we pretended to be...”
You know that irritating feeling when you see one of your exes and suddenly out of nowhere you start fancying them again. What bullshit.
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October 2011
You know that feeling when you know you’re hooked on someone?
Ha„ yeah well, its the same feeling I get when I know I’m about to be screwed over.
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Updates on my life.
My laptop is down again.
My internet is down as well.
My operation has gone okay but I am not walking with two holes in my abdomen area and they hurt like hell.
My birthday is coming up.
Oh and I can call unlimited to internationally for only $4 a day so I will be calling some people up. Message me your number if you want me to bother you.
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“Statistically, the probability of any one of us being here is so small that the...”
– Lewis Thomas (via joshuakaufman)
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